SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-19
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0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 15th, 2009 in Asides- Remember when CNN played music videos? #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-14
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0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 13th, 2009 in Asides- With all the controversy surrounding him, I still can’t believe the U.S. Senate agreed to seat Plaxico Burris. CHECK THE SAFETY THIS TIME,YO #
- I still think it’s funny that before we found out they we made of pixels, we thought dinosaurs were made of clay. lol. #
- Hey, Portland! Know where I can get a vial of heroin? “Vial,” right? It’s been a while since I shot up some Menendez Brothers. #
- I get kinda sad watching old _Seinfeld_ episodes. I mean, Richard Lewis was really at the top of his game back then. Sad, just sad. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-12
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0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 11th, 2009 in Asides- The cool thing about meeting other Tweeps is that I don’t have to explain this Chronicles of Riddick cut-off T or chaps. They just get it. #
- I’m calling my haircut the “Tony Brown Journal.” LOOK IT UP! #
- My thanks to @jimray for not stealing my jokes. #
- Aw, who am *I* kidding? @jimray is so funny he steals his own jokes. Then I steal them and go home and eat Spaghetti-O’s from the can. #
- This new French Press is turning me into the kind of person I hate– awake. #
- I’m not a religious man but I thank my ancestors every time I use my opposable thumb. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-10
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0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 9th, 2009 in Asides- Tonight, Sweets and I burn our rejectors in effigy. And drink. As god intended. #
- “All suckas know how to do is be hatin.’” #
- @LILWAYNESWORLD word. #
- Sometimes I’m shocked by how much I actually know about my day job. #
- In my mind, before becoming a senator, Dick Durbin produced hit records w/Run DMC, Beastie Boys and Red Hot Chili Peppers. In my mind. #
- When explaining her research, Sweets uses terms like “DV, chrome box alpha, homoskedasticity.” Dunno what they mean but my boner sure does. #
- I’m told it’s actually “Cronbach’s alpha.” Double-SCHWING! BOI-OI-OI-OING! #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-08
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 8th, 2009 in Asides- Pussy wheat. See. #
- Joe the Plumber is about as qualified to be a war corespondent as he is to be a licensed plumber. #
- From now on, I’ll be using the lesser known North American translation for bukkake: “You Can’t Do That on Television.”
I don’t know. #
- Oooh I think it’s *very* obvious that I work out six or seven times a day. #
- That new Lincoln MKS is just pretending to be futuristic. I suppose it’s not the least bit gay, either. #ylnt,sf #
- Soap opera’s on tv. Boy, those people have issues, none of which are related to the economy. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-07
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 7th, 2009 in Asides- If I had to do it all over again, my b-boy name would be Suavé Suave. #
- @nevenmrgan I figure I don’t have to read DWF because of the @birdhouseapp beta release notes. #
- As bad as this economy is I still give 18 to 24 months before I can get a loan for a truly crackin’ hoax.
“Crackin’”? I feel so old. #
- I really enjoyed Nip/Tuck better when it was about the destruction of the American family rather than reckless douchebaggy plastic surgeons. #
- It probably goes without saying that you’re going to say it anyways. #
- I just drank fresh, all natural, organic guava juice from a box.
WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE. #
- THE WIRE FANS! http://tinyurl.com/9zofjr Skillz-5 Seasons of The Wire in 5 min. Rap up. (via @qoolquest) #
- I still hand craft the complimentary close and signature line above my auto sig in e-mails because it adds such a nice personal touch. #
- Why do I still handcraft the complimentary close and signature line above my auto sig in e-mails?Because it adds such a nice personal touch? #
- Hey, you can say anything minutes before the FAVRD roll over. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-06
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 6th, 2009 in Asides- Can you Macworld people hold it down? Please show us who aren’t there the courtesy I would not if I were. #
- “Does this already have a name? If not I call it a Tom Yum Collins.” -Sweetness
http://www.flickr.com/photos/seoulbrother/3172955492/ # - Everybody at MacWorld, look under your seats. It’s a free 17″ MBP battery! And some gum and an old scratch ticket. #
- News from Macworld spotty. iPhoto 09: Why would I want to apply a facial to all my photos? That’s weird. Like Japanese game show weird. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-04
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 4th, 2009 in Asides- I bet you’d have more support for your cause if you changed it to “Smoke a bowl for Nat King Cole.” That guy makes everything seem fine. #
- For a moment, I was the only one in the theater waiting for Doubt to start. Then Sweets joined me and we were two. #
- _Doubt_- The moral of the story? Black people get screwed. #
- I’m ordering 11 Trojan Vibrating Touch Fingertip Massagers. One for each finger. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-03
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 3rd, 2009 in Asides- Comparing things that never get old to Dick Clark (before the stroke) never gets old, like Dick Clark (before the stroke.) #
- When you trip over the power chord w/o killing your laptop, what style do you sing “Mag Sa-a-aafe” ? Me? It varies but now, Freddie Mercury. #
- Last tweet corrected, although some do consider Freddie Mercury to be a genre. #
- I’m doing that hip writing thing in public, acting annoyed at conversations and old man playing piano. SHORTER: My shift at Chucky Cheese. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2009-01-02
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 January 2nd, 2009 in Asides- Spent New Years in the underwater city of Funklantis. Had a BLAST until the Rapture. To be fair, I love this white suit. And I can sing. #
- Okay. I made that last one up but seriously, them white heaven suits are tight.
Yep, drinking and shit. #
- I did make a meal so good tonight, that I could taste the orgasms hours before they happened. #
- Jeez. I’m still writing “2007″ on my checks. #
- THEY’RE CYBER-CHECKS, PEOPLE AND I WWW-FAX THEM TO MY CHIA VETERINARIAN. WITH LASERS. #
- Last night’s chipotle butternut squash chili was a hit. I think I’ll call it ChipButtSqua Chili 2.0. Sounds authentic with a modern twist. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2008-12-29
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 December 29th, 2008 in Asides- The Fathers watch football and talk stats. I sit quietly reading comics. Nothing’s changed, only now I can read their minds. #
- Although, nothing makes me more proud to be an American than seeing the Cowboys get both sides of their ass handed to them. #
- OH: I can tell you why that toilet is jacked. A guy that big has problems. Orifice problems. #
- Douchebags used to bother me until I realized that, in my life, I’ll have deeper relationships and had to spend less money on ass. #
- I dreamt that the key to comedy was a well trained hawk. The rest of the dream was too awesome for your Earth minds. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2008-12-28
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0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 December 27th, 2008 in Asides- If the events in Mumbai have taught me anything, it’s how to pronounce Bombay. #
- Thank G(g)od(s) there’s a lull between major religious holidays so we can go back to being major dicks to each other. #
- Started playing some Ragtime.
“Where’d you get that? Wooy Allen?”
She cuts me so deep. #
- Toffifay is the gateway candy to adulthood. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2008-12-26
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 December 26th, 2008 in Asides- The ladies just started talking about bull penis. Turn knob to 11. #
- The neighbor lady, the shark trainer, is wearing the mother of all Christmas sweaters.
YOU say something to her. She swims with sharks. # - The early bird gets the Boxing Day joke. I’ll just be over here doing some boring-ass Kwanzaa shit. #
- OMG you guyz! Hulu has _A Very Urkel Kwanzaa_ from 1992 starring Jaleel White, Melanie Griffith, Sidney Poitier, Steven Seagal, and more! #
- Oh man, RIP Lady Eloise. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2008-12-25
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 December 25th, 2008 in Asides- My Christmas Wish: to be the linguist of record at a lunch meeting between Mohammed Ali and Ozzy Osbourne. With Sweets.
Happy Holidays #
- Celebrating with a traditional kamala root ceremony. Gods bless.
Oops. Wrong holiday.
But, whatever will I do with all this kamala root? #
- Don’t worry. I kicked my own ass and took my lunch money for that last tweet. But I’ll go ahead and say it; I can’t wait for BSG to return. #
SeoulBrother’s Tweets for 2008-12-24
0 Comments Published by SeoulBrother #1 December 24th, 2008 in Asides- @lonelysandwich Dude, that’s so Raven. <3 #
- “So do all those people actually think I’m sweet?” #
- New rule: whenever you do anything to, in or at a fast food joint you must use the phrase “I once…” (big ups Digital Underground & @nictate) #
- @zuhl remember, if you get stranded just cut your minivan open and sleep in the carcass. #
- @sloganeerist I’m on mouth harp/jugs. No negotiation. That’s solid. #
- The feeling of relief when waking from a pee dream just in time is much like that time I rescued those hostages at Nakatomi Plaza. #
- Apparently, Butterface Porn is a thing.
The More You Know ★ #
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